1    9 OUT OF 10 BIKERS PREFER ORAL SEX

2    A DIRTY MIND IS A TERRIBLE THING TO WASTE

4    ALL MEN ARE IDIOTS;I MARRIED THE KING

6    BAD TO THE BONE

7    BEAUTIFULL THE WORLD: GET A TATOO!

8    BEING A BIKER IS NOT A MATTER OF LIFE AND DEATH;IT IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN THAT

9    BETTER A SISTER IN A WHOREHOUSE THAN A BROTHER IN A HONDA

10   BLESS THIS BIKE

12   CHROME WILL NOT GET YOU HOME, BUT IT WILL GET YOU LAID

13   COULD YOU DRIVE ANY BETTER WITH THAT PHONE UP YOUR ASS?

14   DIRTY WHITE BOY

16   DON'T ASK TO RIDE MY BIKE, I WON'T ASK TO RIDE YOUR BITCH!

18   DON'T LET MY BIG TITS SCARE YOU, I AM REALLY A NICE GIRL

20   DUMB IS FOREVER

21   FIGHTING FOR PEACE IS LIKE FUCKING FOR VIRGINITY

22   FLATHEAD

24   FUCK YOU!

26   GET ON, SHUT UP AND HOLD ON

27   GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!

29   GIRLS KICK ASS!!

30   GIRLS RULES!!

31   GIVE ME JUST ONE GOOD REASON WHY I SHOULD LOVE YOU

32   GOD IS MY CO-PILOT!

34   GOOD KID, GONE BAD

35   GUILTY

37   I AM NOT GOING DOWN IN HISTORY BUT I'LL GO DOWN ON YOUR LITTLE SISTER

38   I AM NOT THERE FOR A LONG TIME JUST FOR A GOOD TIME!

39   I COULD BE YOUR EX-HUSBAND

44   I JUST SAY WHAT YOU THINK

46   I LOVE JESUS AND I RIDE A MOTORCYCLE

47   I MAY BE UGLY AND FAT BUT I AM GOOD IN BED

48   I MIGHT BE MARRIED BUT I AM NOT BURIED

50   I SUCK ON THE FIRST DATE

51   I'D LIKE TO FUCK YOUR BRAINS OUT BUT SOMEONE BEAT ME TO IT

52   I'M A LESBIAN, TRAPPED IN A MAN'S BODY

53   I'M FAT BUT I'M STILL HUNGRY

54   IF IT FLOATS, FUCKS OR FLIES, IT IS PROBABLY CHEAPER TO RENT IT!

55   IF IT HAS A KICKSTART OR A DICK I CAN RIDE IT

56   IF IT HAS TESTICLES OR TIRES IT WILL GIVE YOU PROBLEMS

58   IF IT WASN'T FOR WOMEN AND BEER I'D BE WEALTHY

59   IF YOU CAN READ THIS: THE BITCH FELL OFF!

60   IF YOU ARE PRETTY AND HOT THAN I AM THE POPE

61   IF YOU READ THIS YOU'RE TOO CLOSE

62   IF YOU DON'T LIKE MY FACE FUCK IT!

63   IF YOU FUCK LIKE YOU PARK, YOU'LL NEVER GET IT IN

64   IF YOU'RE NOT INTO ORAL SEX KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT

65   IGNORE AUTHORITY!

66   INSTANT ASSHOLE, JUST ADD ALCOHOL

67   INSTANT WHORE, JUST ADD ALCOHOL

68   IS THERE LIFE AFTER DEATH? TOUCH THIS BIKE AND FIND OUT!

69   JESUS LOVES YOU, I THINK YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE!

70   KEEP HONKING, I AM RELOADING

71   KNUCKELHEAD

72   LEGALIZE FREEDOM

73   LET HER SLEEP ON THE WET SPOT TONIGHT!

74   LET HIM SLEEP ON THE WET SPOT TONIGHT!

75   LIFE'S TOO SHORT TO RIDE WITH UGLY MEN

76   LIFE'S TOO SHORT TO RIDE WITH UGLY WOMEN

77   LIVE LIFE AT FULL THROTTLE

78   LOOKING FOR A MAN WHO CAN DO MORE THAN FIX MOTORCYCLES AND SCREW

79   LOOKING FOR THE PERFECT WOMAN, A NYMPHOMANIAC WHO OWNS A

LIQUORSTORE

80   LOUD AND PROUD

82        LOUD WIFES LOSE LIVES

83        MARRIAGE: THE LEADING CAUSE OF DIVORCE

84        MEN: NO SHIRT, NO SERVICE/WOMEN: NO SHIRT, FREE BEER

85        MY BOSS IS A FUCKING ASSHOLE!

86        MY OTHER TOY HAS TITTS

87        MY WIFE IS A C.P.A.: CONSTANT PAIN IN THE ASS

88        NEVER TRUST A KNUCKELHEAD ON A PANHEAD

89        NEVER TRUST ANYTHING THAT BLEEDS 3 TO 5 DAYS AND DOESN'T DIE

90        NO FUCK, NO RIDE

91        NO JEHOVAS

92        NO MONEY, BUY JAPANESE

93        NO MORE MISTER NICE GUY: ON YOUR KNEES BITCH!

94        NOBODY IS PERFECT, I AM NOBODY

95        OFFICIAL BITCH OF THE YEAR

96        ONCE I THOUGHT I WAS WRONG BUT I WAS MISTAKEN

97        ONLY A BITCH LIKE ME COULD LOVE A BASTARD LIKE YOU

98        OPINIONS ARE LIKE ASSHOLES, EVERYBODY HAS ONE

99        PANHEAD

100      PRACTICE SAFE SEX: GO FUCK YOURSELF!

101      PROTECTED BY SMITH AND WESSON!

102      QUEEN OF THE FUCKING UNIVERSE

103      REAL WOMEN RIDE HARLEYS

104      REMEMBER WHEN SEX WAS SAFE, AND MOTORCYCLES DANGEROUS?

106      RIDE FAST, SAFETY LAST

107      RIDE IT, LIKE YOU STOLE IT

108      RIDE TO LIVE, LIVE TO RIDE

109      RIDER OF THIS BIKE DOES NOT CARRY MUCH CASH: HE IS MARRIED

110      RIDING A JAP BIKE IS LIKE GETTING HEAD FROM A QUEER, IT FEELS GOOD UNTILL SOMEONE SEES YOU!


111   SEX AFTER SIXTY, IS LIKE SHOOTING POOL WITH A ROPE!


112  SEX-INSTRUCTOR: FIRST LESSON FREE


113  SHOVELHEAD


114  SHOW YOUR TITS


115  SHUT UP, I AM RIGHT!


116  SO MANY MEN SO FEW WITH BRAINS


117  SORRY, I DID N'T KNOW YOU OWNED THE ROAD!!!


118  SPEAK ENGLISH OR GET THE FUCK OUT!


119  STUPID PEOPLE SHOULD NOT BREED


120  TAKE ME DRUNK I'M HOME!


121  TATOOD GIRLS KICK ASS!


122  TATOOD GIRLS SUCK BETTER!


123  THE BOTTOM LINE IS: "YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE!"


124  THERE ARE ONLY 2 KINDS OF MUSIC: ROCK AND ROLL


125  TO BE OLD AND WISE, FIRST YOU MUST BE YOUNG AND STUPID


126  UGLY IS IN!


127  UNLESS YOU'RE NAKED DON'T LEAN ON THIS BIKE


128  VIAGRATARIAN


129  WARNING: FROM ZERO TO BITCH IN 1.3 SECONDS


130  WHAT PART OF"KISS MY ASS" DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND


131  WHEN I WANT YOUR OPINION I WILL GIVE IT TO YOU


132  WHEN YOU FUCK LIKE YOU PARK YOU'LL NEVER GET IT IN


133  WHERE THE HELL WAS I LAST NIGHT?


135  WILD LIFE IS THE ONLY LIFE


136  WILL WORK FOR SEX

137  WOMAN WANTED


138  WOMEN ARE LIKE HURRICANES: THEY COME FAST AND HARD AND LEAVE WITH YOUR

HOUSE AND CAR


139  YES I DO, BUT NOT WITH YOU!


140  YES, I AM SINGLE AND I LOVE IT


141  YOU ARE THE REASON WOMEN TURN LESBIAN!


142  YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL WHEN I AM DRUNK


143  YOU ARE IN LUCK, I WAS BORN TO FUCK


144  YOU ARE THE REASON YOUR KIDS ARE UGLY!


145  YOU RIDE A WHAT???


146  ZERO TO ONE HUNDRED IN ABOUT 5 TO 10 MINUTES


A  PLAY WITH YOURSELF, NOT WITH THIS


B  MY WEBADRESS IS: W W W. KISS MY ASS . COM


C  SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE IT'S AGAINST THE LAW TO KILL THEM


D  PLEASE HOLD MY BEER WHILE I FUCK YOUR WIFE


E  EYES DON'T LEAVE FINGER PRINTS


F  I HAVE A SPLIT PERSONALITY: I HATE CATS BUT I LOVE PUSSIES


G  ALL YOU NEED IS A SICK MIND AND A HEALTHY BODY


H  DON'T FOLLOW ME, I'M LOST


I  MONEY TALKS, BULLSHIT WALKS


J  LOOKING FOR YOUR CAT? TRY LOOKING UNDER MY TIRES


K  TREAT ME LIKE THE SLUT I AM


L  I HAVE AN ATTITUDE BIGGER THAN YER OL'LADY'S ASS


M  ORGAN DONOR: OPEN YOUR MOUTH, I'M READY TO INSERT YOUR NEW ORGAN


N  49% SON OF A BITCH, 51% MOTHERFUCKER!


O  I ONLY DATE CRACKWHORES


P  IF YOU CAN'T RACE IT OR TAKE IT TO BED, IT AIN'T WORTH HAVING


Q  IF I SAY YOU HAVE A NICE BODY, WOULD YOU HOLD IT AGAINST ME?


R  WHY DO I NEED ALGEBRA FOR A CAREER IN PORNOGRAPHY


S  NOSEY LITTLE FUCKER, AREN'T YOU?


T  MY DICK WOULD LIKE TO BUY YOU A DRINK


U  IS THERE LIFE AFTER DEATH? FUCK ME AND FIND OUT